Once Upon a Timing

S1E1: The Queen Has Returned

Beth & Abbey hop in our yellow VW beetle and drive home to Storybrooke for the "Pilot" of Once Upon a Time, where nothing is as it seems... but it still feels like coming home again. A special thank you to our Snowqueen patrons: Jacob Foucault, Brian Sanina, Blake Brinkley, and Zac Chobanov!Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatimingJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatimingFind us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Hello Dearies (OUATiming is Back!)

We're back! Beth & Abbey preview the "reboot" of Once Upon a Timing, where we'll be going back to the beginning of Once Upon a Time to do weekly recaps of the beloved yet kinda bonkers fantasy saga. First episode arrives this Friday (Thursday for patrons)!A special thank you to our Snowqueen patrons: Jacob Foucault, Brian Sanina, Blake Brinkley, and Zac Chobanov!Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatimingJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatimingFind us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

A Final Celebration of Once Upon a Time

Beth & Abbey commemorate seven seasons of Once Upon a Time, and share comments from their lovely Baby Dragon listeners.

S7E22: Long May She Reign

It's an extra-long episode as Beth & Abbey talk about the series finale and what this season could have been. A few laughs, some tears, and a parting wish: That Grumpy had gotten to shout "It's a curse!" one last time.

S7E21: A Fever Dream of Bad Fan Fic

The series finale has begun! Beth & Abbey try to cope with their wildest fan fiction coming true, while also being laughably bad. They also chat a bit about their new podcast, Charming!

S7E20: Whoa this is heavy, Doc

This week Beth and Abbey talk proper phone etiquette, Rumple's "importance", and each break into several classic rock hits at random intervals. This might be the closest y'all get to a musical episode! Remember if you want to contribute to the collection of OUAT memories and comments, email us a 30 second MP3 file (with your name and local region) to learntoadult@gmail.com If you don't want or can't record audio, we would love to hear from you textually as well! Pour your heart out over email! Remember to subscribe and maybe throw us a review on the app you are listening with. Always helpful! Also this is the "old internet" song Abbey references towards the end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

S7E19: Dark But Boss

Beth & Abbey break down an episode that might've changed the history of the human race as we know it. Stay through to the end for an exciting announcement! Info below: We're asking our listeners to record short message saying what they love about OUAT and what their favorite moments or memories are for an upcoming episode. Here are the rules:1. Keep it under 30 seconds.2. Include your name and city/state or country.3. Have fun! Email your messages as MP3s to learntoadult@gmail.com by May 10.

S7E18: ’I Don’t Understand’ Face

Beth & Abbey pay a visit to Rumplestilskin's ofrenda to chat about Margot and Tilly's first date and whatever the deal was with Anastasia. They also have a little rant about how Once Upon a Time has failed to give Jacinda a reason to exist.

S7E17: Beignets of Broken Trust

Beth & Abbey check out the Evil Queen's directorial debut! Also, they struggle to figure out Samdi's end game, and picture Kelly's side gig teaching Soul Cycle to Mark Zuckerberg. Stay past the end credits for a fun blooper!

S7E16: Shut Up and Eat Your Pop-Tarts

Beth and Abbey do a deep dive into pirate performance art, training periods in a food truck, and the some helpful tips about pushing the right button to avoid fairy tale murder nerds. If you haven't deleted your Facebook account yet join us for some lively discussion at https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming/But if you already deleted it or never joined to begin with, email me at learntoadult@gmail.com If you are reading this, email me your top three favorite poptart flavors.